what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
Donald Glover/Childish Gambino’s followup to his tweets from last night about Ferguson
In case people haven’t seen it, this is the poem he is talking about.
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
IM IN LOVE
No but hear me out.
Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman
Anisocoria: inequality in the size of the pupils of the eyes.
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television