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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.




This is Miko, a champagne pink fox

This is Miko, a champagne pink fox


ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne





actionables:

philanthropy-lite:

Donald Glover/Childish Gambino’s followup to his tweets from last night about Ferguson

In case people haven’t seen it, this is the poem he is talking about.

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stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE


milodrums:

seraphatonin:

noottersontheflightdeck:

No but hear me out.

Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman

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you called? (x|x)

YES GOOD


cynicallys:

Anisocoria: inequality in the size of the pupils of the eyes.

cynicallys:

Anisocoria: inequality in the size of the pupils of the eyes.


" Kindness should be the natural way of life, not the exception."
(via sorakeem)

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it


humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television